This worm approached offering his services, and I allowed him to go into the kitchen and prepare lunch. Worms don't know how to do anything right. Besides the food being bad, my stomach reacted badly and when that happens, farting is an inevitable consequence. And since he was responsible for this, it's only fair for the worm to swallow all the farts I make this afternoon. Like a good worm, he is subservient and swallows every fart through his mouth and nose. It's all right in his face, for him to learn it's not a mess with me.

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